A Texas man found a severed human finger in his chili when he went to eat at a nearby fast food restaurant. He knew that there was something about the chili that did not seem to taste right but he just could not quite put a finger on it. He used to have a bad habit of biting his fingernails but has since quit since he caught himself biting someone else's fingernail. They had to shut down the restaurant pending further investigation. Local authorities were concerned that things might get out of hand.
A California man was caught on video urinating into the coffee pot in the company's break room to get even with some co-workers he did not like. He has since been terminated and has not been able to find a job. He has also fallen on hard times and now lives in the street. Now the poor guy doesn't have so much as a pot to p**s in.
That concludes this edition of Nutty News. Until next time.